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11. I am not allowed to tell people I am a spy to score girls.
12. We know you can hack your friend's email. Don't.
13. "Meatball ate my homework" will never get you off the hook.
14. I will not refer to Callum and Connor as "bookends".
15. Rat does not want cages, treats or a wheel.
16. It is not necessary to order every drink "shaken not stirred".
17. Just because you have learnt to drive doesn't mean you should.
18.Stealing girls' clothes from the changing room will be more trouble
than it's worth.
19. I can not keep a tally of how many of my friends' bones I have
broken in the dojo.
20. I am not allowed to write my initials on people's backs with paintball guns.
31. I am not allowed to interrupt Kerry during Neighbours lest I get
beaten to a pulp.
32. CHERUB does not have an "official song" and if it did those certainly wouldn't be the lyrics.
33. Just because Lauren's birth name is Onions doesn't mean she smells like them.
34. "Ahoy Sailor!" is not the correct term of address for navy-shirts.
35. Covering Mac with cheese doesn't make Mac 'n' cheese.
36. The CHERUB training manual may not be used as a drinks coaster.
37. I am not allowed to wear my Help Earth T-shirt on campus.
38. Dave Moss is not a fungi and doesn't appreciate being sprayed with herbicide.
39. I am not allowed to lock agents in cupboards for extended amounts of time
claiming they're on missions.
40. I am not allowed to go and tell alien obsessives that a UFO crash landed on campus.
1. I am not allowed to roll down the corridors humming the James Bond theme tune.
2. Telling red-shirts that Large's rottweilers "Love cuddles" is not smart and not funny.
3. Zara doesn't appreciate being referred to as "M".
4. Hitting instructors with spades is expressly forbidden.
5. Miss Takada is not a geisha and she will not dance for you.
6. I am not allowed to ask Mac what's under his kilt.
7. Andy Lagan is not a punch bag no matter what James Adams may have told you.
8. I will not refer to Chloe Blake as "the work experience girl."
9. Advanced combat training doesn't make you a ninja.
10. Lock guns should not be used to get hold of your permanent record.
21. Ewart doesn't like to have the "E" dropped from his name.
22. Finding the rudest possibility for what CHERUB stands for is a waste of time.
23. Girls are allowed into the boys' gym, so clothes are required.
24. If an instructor gives you laps they don't want you to lick them.
25. Despite his appearance John Jones is not a bank manager and will not give you a mortgage.
26. I will not under any circumstances ask Mac who died and made him boss.
27. I will not scare the red-shirts by telling them that Charles
Henderson's ghost haunts campus.
28. You may be asked to help someone overcome a certain fear;
this doesn't mean you can use them as a slave.
29. I am not allowed to declare an official ‘Hug an instructor' day.
30. I must not insist that a pink shirt should be added at